June 2012
julieruin:
remember when smut was called lemon
My mom is yelling at my brother and I overheard...
Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM
Brother: that's not fair
Mom: DO AS I SAY.
Brother: You never send Lizzie to her room when she's in trouble!!
Mom: Lizzie never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I'd make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings.
Me: I CAN HEAR YOU.
You know what's kind of beautiful?
qwexly:
In French, you don’t really say “I miss you.” You say “tu me manques,” which is closer to “you are missing from me.”
I love that. “You are missing from me.” You are a part of me, you are essential to my being. You are like a limb, or an organ, or blood. I cannot function without you.
in American we say “do fries come with that shake” when someone with a cute patootie walks by
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Anonymous asked: YEEAAAAA BUDDY.. did you go to TUMBLRMARKETING(.)COM yet? FREE STUFF YEEAAAAAA
“Well, let it pass, he thought; April is over, April is over. There are all kinds...”
– F. Scott Fitzgerald (via darklordloki)
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[[MORE]]I’ve never believed in soul mates, and I’m not sure if I ever will. But I believe in you. I believe that we were supposed to meet, and I know that I never want to be without you. You’re my best friend and my sister. Whatever it is that souls are made of, ours are the same.
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Had a good time at Amys place! Got to meet Roxannes little brother (aka: My fanboy) . Haaaay Riley, haaaay how you doin?
“Women are expected to be nice and sweet, to make other people feel comfortable....”
– Unknown (via grrl-meat)
krejcithegoon:
sarahxhockey:
why does everything turn into a “Canada/America” debate
we are a bromance
we should act as bros
#longest unguarded border in the world say what #cause we got each otha’s backs #you fuck with canada #then you fuck with the united states #and if you fuck with the united states #well we probably deserved it and we dont want canada to get hurt so they stay out...
Have you seen my brother anywhere? I'm supposed to...
lostwiginity:
Would you rather have your face eaten off by a...
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Here's what I heard when Stark met Banner in the...
Tony: LET'S BE BFF ALWAYS
Bruce: But I could kill you all and I wouldn't even be able to control myself-
Tony: BFF
Bruce: You're not getting the severity of the situation-
Tony: BEST
Bruce: Mr. Stark you have to-
Tony: FRIENDS
Bruce: Tony-
Tony: FOREVER